The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 28, 2024

Costello: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is drops the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow—a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know. He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T GIVE A DARN!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!

Dave’s not here.

Paranoia strikes deep

Into your life, it will creep

It starts when you’re always afraid

You step out of line

The man come and take you away

Now you have to decide which watch group to belong to.

The burglars mostly work during neighborhood watch meeting nights.

Seems to be taking on HOA attributes.

watch which watch watches which watch

The sequel to The Watchers.

Now we know “who watches the watchers?”

And now we know who watches the watchers.

Uh oh. Sounds like a circle watch.