The Doozies by Tom Gammill for July 08, 2009

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    I want to be cremated with my ashes put into anything … tupperware … tomato sauce can, it doesn’t matter. Just spread my ashes around my yard. I live in paradise, and I am not kidding.

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    Poor Finny indeed! Just whoosh, down the drain.

    cleo, a tomato sauce can? You’re so silly, you’ll need a bigger can than that. How about a big can of V-8?

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago

    …M.J. was buried in a gold plated coffin????…

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 15 years ago

    Don’t be disheartened; maybe Finny ended up in the Neptune Memorial Reef.

    http://nmreef.com/memorial+reef.18.lasso

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    D-i-c-e-R  over 15 years ago

    If Finny was a goldfish, he was already gold plated.

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