The Doozies by Tom Gammill for September 11, 2009

The new teenage Eve is back, after a brief visit from Santa and the tooth fairy.

I’d flag the above comment—except it might refer to zits…

Ugh! I’m disgusted! She keeps trail mix in her locker?!

Paste? Schools don’t trust teenagers with Elmer’s Glue anymore?

Well, frankly, I don’t blame them.

Also, I see that Eve has an Alligator-Headed Forked-Tongue Frog in her locker…a truly rare specimen. Indigenous to a crater in New Guinea, I think.

Now if the “new teenage Eve” can get that Tom fellow to change her picture in the Doozies banner that shows up on the top of the page.

And whatever happened to Duncan Doozie? Or is he like a cousin or something? I probably missed a strip.

Duncan will reappear as a cousin or something. Look for “Davey Doozie” (Dean’s kid brother) debuting a week from Sunday.

Doozies makes you laugh and make you think.

Who are these new characters? Why does the bearded guy say “I can’t remember the last player as small- or as fast-as Jamarr Gaddis”?

Sorry, I was reading “Gil Thorpe” by mistake…

Gil Thorpe is a good companion piece, but no substitute for, The Doozies.