The Doozies by Tom Gammill for September 19, 2009

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    zero  about 15 years ago

    why buy the milk when you have a cow free

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    canadaeh  about 15 years ago

    Where is the sugar cane?

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago

    ..who brings a cow into a coffee shop?…

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Because the barista wouldn’t let him squeeze HER udders!

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    If women can’t feed their children in public, that shouldn’t be allowed either.

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    The missing M. Smokey  about 15 years ago

    She doesn’t know the cow’s name is “cream”.

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    Keith Messamer  about 15 years ago

    I hope she doesn’t have a cow.

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    tgaml  about 15 years ago

    KPC – no cursing! And I’m not in Vegas, I’m in California.

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    kpcurran2525  about 15 years ago

    Okay- I admit that for financial reasons, I placed Tom and Max in Vegas. Legally I must admit that didn’t see Max and Tom at that location- it was at an outreach Lutheran church program slightly north of Atwater Village Also, Max swore a lot more, and Tom put the collection plate on his head, which caused the whole congregation to laugh, because it looked like a Chinese hat.

    KPC

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    MisngNOLA  about 15 years ago

    To quote Al Bundy “Why buy the milk when you’ve got a cow at home?”

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