The Doozies by Tom Gammill for November 10, 2009

And I’ll have one bourbon, one scotch and one beer..

now that’s a doozie..

one way to the unemployment line.

Now that’s some cocktail.

Hey this once happened to me and my friend (one gin + tonic and bourbon + soda).

Davey Doozie needs a refresher course on the associative, commutative, and distributive properties.

And tomorrow my brother will be an english teacher….

Kind of made me think of a Long Island Iced tea.

Are they supposed to be judges for America’s Next Top Mixologist?