The Doozies by Tom Gammill for December 09, 2010

Yeah, but not with boughs of holly.

Hey! That coulda been my cousins you decked!

Hilarious!

“Wuz.”

Ha!

Maybe he keeps the holly boughs in a shoulder holster.

But they oughtta call them armpit holsters. More accurate.

lafin larry, like me, you tend to wander a bit. Try to stay on the subject lest you be leashed.

that way you can get a new leash on life.

Why would anyone think this is funny? A man beats up a couple, and suddenly because of their name it’s funny? I don’t think so, and Tom, I’m very disappointed in you.

Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo! Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou? Trolley Molly don’t love Harold, Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Are we going to see the “Don” in his gay apparel next?

And of course Runar, you are wrong, It goes:

Bark us all bow wows of folly, polly wolly cracker n’ too-da-loo! Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon Willy, folly go through.

Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope Cantaloup, ‘lope with you! Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow, Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Who told him to do dat? There were no contract on dem.

No, MisngNOLA, you’re wrong. It really goes:

Duck us all in bowls of barley, Hinky dinky dink an’ Polly Voo! Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie, Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof! Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo Ducky allus bows to Polly, Prolly Wally would but har’ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly – Golly, Solly’s cold and so’s ol’ Lou!

I adore a bad holiday joke!

The Halls were not really hurt, they were in on the gag.

Good thing. The Halls I know are skilled with cleavers.