The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 14, 2005
Transcript:
Evelyn: Do you know the origins of Valentine's Day, Professor? The Professor: Actually, Evelyn, there are various theories...My personal favorite traces back to 269 A.D., to Saint Valentine. Evelyn: Really? The Professor: On February 14th of that year he was beheaded by the emporer, Claudius II. Dusty: Remind me never to ask you about the origins of National Buzzard Day!