The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 26, 2006
Transcript:
The General: I'd like to propose one. "Thou shalt honor thy elders." The Professor: Not bad, General...but don't you think it's just a wee bit self-serving? The General: What? By the time that gets out of committee and passed by Congress and approved by the various churches, it'll be benefiting our grandchildren, not us! Woman: He's got a point there! The Elderpark Philosophical Society continues to discuss possible new commandments: