The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 28, 2014

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Woman: So Mister Winters...you're here for your driver's eye test? Dusty: 'Fraid so. I'm a tad nervous. See...my ol' Caddy is licensed, but I don't drive it. My pals and I like to just sit in it and listen to the radio. It's like a clubhouse for us. Woman: So...what do you want this DMV worker to do? Dusty: Give an old feller a break on the eye test... Woman: Tell me...how many fists am I holding up? Dusty: I'll take that as a negative.