The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 01, 2014

Transcript:

The Professor: The way I see it, Evelyn...produce comes from the supermarket! Evelyn: I disagree, Professor! As I see it, produce comes from the earth! What you don't understand, Professor, is that I am invested in my garden!! Pardon my poetic license, if you will...these are not exactly the "fruits of my labors"...but these carrots...these zucchine...these cucumbers and tomatoes are the "vegetables of my labors"! The Professor: Correction, Evelyn. Cucumbers and tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables. Evelyn: Don't you ever leave the classroom?