The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 12, 2016

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Dusty: Whatcha up to, Perfessor? Professor: Adding up all my deductions for the year. Dusty: Well, that seems a bit self-absorbed. Professor: Excuse me? Dusty: We all know how well ya are at solvin' problems, but do ya really need ta keep a tally? Boone: No, Dusty... it's so he's not over-taxed. Dusty: Oh, so using that over-sized brain makes him tired? Boo-hoo! Professor: Congratulations, Mr. Winters... you just made Bad Abbott roll over in his grave.