The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 17, 2021

Transcript:

Dusty: Dang it, Boone! I'm out of gas!! Boone: Oh, man! Now we can't charge the battery and listen to the ball game on the radio. Call Triple-A...quick!! Dusty: Hello...TripleA? I'm outta gas in a handicapped zone. Could you bring me 24 gallons of gas and four wheels and tires for a '76 Cadillac? Woman: Is this Mr. Dusty Winters over at Elderpark? Hmm...I thought so...I've been instructed by your daughter, the sheriff and the National Highway Safety Council to never provide you with roadside service. Dusty: Say, Boone...they say there might be a slight delay. Boone: I'll get us a couple of cokes and peanuts.