The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 29, 2021
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Transcript:
The General: What're the TV trucks doing here, Evelyn? Evelyn: It's Mildred's 100th birthday, General. The General: Hmph! Reporters never come to talk to old folks otherwise. Evelyn: And they'll ask the same old question every time. Woman: So, Mildred....what is the secret of your amazing longevity? Mildred: Well, honey....which standard reply do you want? "Healthy food and optimism" or "Drink lots of wine and party"?
deadheadzan almost 4 years ago
I’d go with “drink wine and party”.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
“Usually, avoiding Twits like you helps a lot!”
Skeptical Meg almost 4 years ago
Last year my mother reached 100. Her secret: being born in 1920.
bryce.gear almost 4 years ago
If I ever get to that age, (which I highly doubt), the seceret will be; “Waking up every day.”
Diat60 almost 4 years ago
Uh – not dying?
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
I think George Burns said “Give up women, drinking, and smoking. You might not live to 100 but God! it will sure seem like it.”