The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 19, 2023

Transcript:

The Professor: Yes, hello... I have not received my Sunday Times the past three Sundays. Professor Charles D. Bassett, that's correct... excuse me? No, just a regular professor, not an evil one... yes, I'll hold... AGAIN... yes, I'm still here... uh-huh... uh-huh... you say you've been delivering it, yet here I sit, Sunday at noon with no paper! Steal? Now, who would possibly steal my morning paper?! Dusty: Good question, Esmerelda. Ah don't know why Garfield doesn't feature more horses...