The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 09, 2023
April 08, 2023
April 10, 2023
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Why Mr. Jerry so interested in Ludmilla? Man: Isn't it obvious? Your eyes glisten like fresh apples after a water spritz... your tightly curled hair resembles a perfectly arranged broccoli display... and I could go on for days about the perfect shape of your giant yellow squash calves... Nurse Ludmilla: Mr. Jerry make Ludmilla swoon... and hungry. Waitress: How come you never compare me to vegetables? Waiter: Didn't I tell you your breath smelled like onions just this morning?
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 1 year ago
watch out, you just might get decked…
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t make her swoon! I don’t think you could pick her up.