The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 12, 2023

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Boone: Dusty! What're you doing accepting packages from the enemy! Dusty: Now, Boone... Ah knwo how ya feel about non-UPS deliveries... but mah favorite jerky company only uses FedEx. Ah apologize, but it's just the way it is... Boone: Well, don't come crying to me when your jerky is lost in Timbuktu! Dusty: Funny... that's actually where it originally ships from...