The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 24, 2023
Transcript:
Dusty: Ah can't believe Ah'm bein' sued over mah own BBQ grill! Professor: It does seem a bit over the top. Dusty: Ah'm callin' mah Outdoor Culinary Arts and BBQin' Cowboys Union rep! This is the case of Brisket Billy vs. Crooked Ranch Convalescence, all over again! Professor: Each day yields a new layer to that man's sordid life story. Nurse Ludmilla: Like peeling big stinky cowboy onion. Dusty: This is clearly vittles censorship!
If you have just one lawyer, in a small town, he is broke. If you have two lawyers in a small town, they are both rich.