The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 23, 2023

Transcript:

Professor: How can you watch this quack, Evelyn? Evelyn: He helps people... Professor: For a hefty profit! Evelyn: He offers simple phrases to live your life by... Professor: Such as? Evelyn: "Treat people as you'd want to be treated." Professor: Eh... that's the Golden Rule! Everyone knows that! Evelyn: Apparently not, or no one would have a daytime talk show...