The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for December 14, 2009

This happens to me every year. So they put me on Pro,Ho Ho, Zack.” Sorry.”

Does the elf work at Walmart?

This one is a classic!

Reminds me of an oldie but goodie list -

Christmas carols for the mentally infirm:

Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and….. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town (He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake!) Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells of Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe Tourettes – Dashing through the {bleep} snow. On a one {bleep} horse open {bleep} sleigh. Over the {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} … {bleep} Alzheimers – On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… ummm…. Narcolepsy: Jingle bellssssssss {whistle} {snore} {whistle}

Wonderful DigF.

i was stuck in a dead end job, but now i am stuck in dead end retirement

No one ever thinks of the people who work very hard to put presents under your tree.

Love it DF.

Is that elf W?