I hear Angelina has kicked Brad out, and he’s gone back to Jen (or maybe she kicked him out BECAUSE he was turning back towards Jen).
Poor Jen! It’s going to end up as more heart-ache for her. She needs to forget about the phony Hollywood prettyboys, and the shiftless, smartass rock stars (yeah, I’m talking about YOU, Mr. John Mayer!), and find someone who truly UNDERSTANDS her!
(Jen, my number is (415) 555-3477, if you’re reading this.)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
The only good fly on the wall is a dead fly on the wall.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
now, if you were a fly on the wall over at brangelina’s…..
eardroppings over 14 years ago
Talking about celebrities is never a good thing when there’s a bug in the room.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I hear Angelina has kicked Brad out, and he’s gone back to Jen (or maybe she kicked him out BECAUSE he was turning back towards Jen).
Poor Jen! It’s going to end up as more heart-ache for her. She needs to forget about the phony Hollywood prettyboys, and the shiftless, smartass rock stars (yeah, I’m talking about YOU, Mr. John Mayer!), and find someone who truly UNDERSTANDS her!
(Jen, my number is (415) 555-3477, if you’re reading this.)
eardroppings over 14 years ago
Wow, we must live close. I have a 555 number, too!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I tried to get (415) I-LUV-JEN, but Adam Duritz has been holding onto that for 15 years. (Give it up, Adam. She’s moved on!)