No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
This is only tangentially related to the cartoon, but Disney and Tim Burton are finally turning his live-action short “Frankenweenie” into an animated feature.
(It’s about a boy who re-animates his dog after it was killed by a car.)
margueritem about 13 years ago
He’s innocent! He didn’t do it! It was the cat!
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
skeeterhawk about 13 years ago
It’s a heck of a time to obey. But alas. He’ll be punished if he does, and punished if he doesn’t.
strickmaedel about 13 years ago
Not funny.
teddyr about 13 years ago
Grog, Thank you Joliette Jake Blues
PShaw0423 about 13 years ago
Bad dog?
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
No good! Dog lovers everywhere….unite!
MelvinLott about 13 years ago
Fry!
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Play dead!
(Then maybe they’ll forget about the chair, and you can make a break for it…)
The Duke 1 about 13 years ago
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
So there’s no such thing as a bad dog?
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
All dogs go to heaven, so they’re just speeding him on his way.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
This is only tangentially related to the cartoon, but Disney and Tim Burton are finally turning his live-action short “Frankenweenie” into an animated feature.
(It’s about a boy who re-animates his dog after it was killed by a car.)
iced tea about 13 years ago
I heard about an elephant being put down after it attacked and killed a spectator at a circus. What crime did this dog commit?
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
“What crime did this dog commit?”
Witnesses placed him at an illegal high-stakes poker game,but it’s possible that he was framed.
Miserichord about 13 years ago
At least he gets to be up on the furniture.