Sir, I’ll have you know my grandfather used a pointy stick, my father used a pointy stick, and I use a pointy stick. I have never, nor will I ever, use a rock. I only held one once, in college, and I didn’t throw it. But understand. I’m not anti-rock. I’m anti any hard stone-like thing that’s anywhere I don’t want it to be. I have nothing against rocks, per se. I have several in my neighborhood.
Sir, I’ll have you know my grandfather used a pointy stick, my father used a pointy stick, and I use a pointy stick. I have never, nor will I ever, use a rock. I only held one once, in college, and I didn’t throw it. But understand. I’m not anti-rock. I’m anti any hard stone-like thing that’s anywhere I don’t want it to be. I have nothing against rocks, per se. I have several in my neighborhood.