The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for April 23, 2014
April 22, 2014
April 24, 2014
Transcript:
Lawyer: "Do not humans and Chimpanzees share the same DNA? Then I suggest the evidence found on the knife belongs not to my client but to some murderous banana eating primate"
@ exoticdoc2: No, but if there are a million MEN that share that DNA (which is about as accurate as can be measured), then there’s a 999,999/1,000,000 chance that he’s innocent.
I find it fascinating, amusing and a little bit frightening that a simple cartoon like this raises so much ire in the creationist community. Not too sure of yourselves, are you? You can quibble over some of the technical details of how evolution works – and scientists do, openly – and if you ultimately don’t choose to accept it as scientifically valid, that’s your right. Of course it would be nice if you really studied the matter enough to understand what it is you’re choosing to reject.
What you can’t quibble with is that science and creationism approach the subject from two very different perspectives. Science tries to learn and understand how things work from the available, observable evidence. If new evidence arises that modifies scientific thinking, so be it. Science isn’t wedded to a particular theory or version of events. Science has no agenda.
Creationism, by comparison, has an agenda: it says that the Holy Book’s version of events is the only true and correct explanation. This drives creationists to find evidence to support that agenda, and to ignore huge bodies of evidence that would not support it.
Too bad we can’t simply agree to leave science to the scientists and the schools and religion to the churches. Then we could stop having these silly – and ultimately pointless – debates.
Here’s a link to a really good discussion of the subject (for the open-minded): http://www.nap.edu/catalog/11876.html
Proginoskes over 10 years ago
@ exoticdoc2: No, but if there are a million MEN that share that DNA (which is about as accurate as can be measured), then there’s a 999,999/1,000,000 chance that he’s innocent.
Proginoskes over 10 years ago
BTW, was “exoticdoc” taken already?
silverclaw33 over 10 years ago
The new “Cosmos” episode “Some of the Things That Molecules Do” was pretty good. You guys should check it out.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
The chimps are wondering who’s the real murderous banana-eating primate.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
anywho, the client looks pleased….home free!
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Gorilla ElliotensisMC approves
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Your client is a banana eating primate??
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
Riiiiiiight, the creation of the universe by a giant sky fairy makes much more sense than the Scientific Theory of Evolution.
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
I find it fascinating, amusing and a little bit frightening that a simple cartoon like this raises so much ire in the creationist community. Not too sure of yourselves, are you? You can quibble over some of the technical details of how evolution works – and scientists do, openly – and if you ultimately don’t choose to accept it as scientifically valid, that’s your right. Of course it would be nice if you really studied the matter enough to understand what it is you’re choosing to reject.
What you can’t quibble with is that science and creationism approach the subject from two very different perspectives. Science tries to learn and understand how things work from the available, observable evidence. If new evidence arises that modifies scientific thinking, so be it. Science isn’t wedded to a particular theory or version of events. Science has no agenda.
Creationism, by comparison, has an agenda: it says that the Holy Book’s version of events is the only true and correct explanation. This drives creationists to find evidence to support that agenda, and to ignore huge bodies of evidence that would not support it.
Too bad we can’t simply agree to leave science to the scientists and the schools and religion to the churches. Then we could stop having these silly – and ultimately pointless – debates.
Here’s a link to a really good discussion of the subject (for the open-minded): http://www.nap.edu/catalog/11876.html
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
Edgar Alan Poe already did this in “Murder in the Rue Morgue.”