God made a covenant with Noah…no more destruction by flood.
He made a covenant with the Hebrews (they kept breaking it).
He then made a NEW covenant through Christ. Don’t worry, the earth is safe. Mankind is safe from Godly destruction. Only Satan can make men and women destroy him or herself (individually).
The New Covenant of Jesus redeems us for our sins so we can join God in His eternal kingdom IF we repent from those sins and earnestly endeavor to sin no more.
I kind of think that God isn’t completely upset with us, neither is God really proud or happy with us. Why are we here? I don’t know. Meantime love Jesus and procreate.
“Hmmmm…….fire and brimstone? Too old school. Frogs? Nah, frogs are just too funny. Locusts? Hmmm…. no, the pesticides will get’m. Plague? Plague? Hmm…. Plague……….”
My Blu-ray player’s remote has a Netflix button exactly where “Destroy The Earth” is. I am ready to tear it out as it is right next to the play, rewind and fast forward buttons!
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
We’re doing it on our own, DIY project for idiots.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
If I was God I’d be real tempted to hit that big yellow one and start over.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
It needs a “MUTE TRUMP” button.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
No need to press the yellow button….we are all destroying planet Earth , all by ourselves…
mommavamp over 4 years ago
If I was God, I’d appear in the sky and tell mankind to “Knock it off!” (Wars, pollution, etc.) Do you think it would get the point across?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
at least that ‘destroy the Earth’ button isn’t on the side of the remote…..I’m notorious for pushing those side buttons
every time I pick up a device with buttons
jango over 4 years ago
Hoping that Hand doesn’t get the “shakes”.
amaneaux over 4 years ago
Maybe we can get him to push the “Netflix” button.
Brain Pudding over 4 years ago
A little Theology….
God made a covenant with Noah…no more destruction by flood.
He made a covenant with the Hebrews (they kept breaking it).
He then made a NEW covenant through Christ. Don’t worry, the earth is safe. Mankind is safe from Godly destruction. Only Satan can make men and women destroy him or herself (individually).
The New Covenant of Jesus redeems us for our sins so we can join God in His eternal kingdom IF we repent from those sins and earnestly endeavor to sin no more.
Glory be to God.
dv over 4 years ago
Seems like the same designer worked on this:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/565483296960183498/
NatureBatsLast over 4 years ago
One more time….the Earth will be fine. It is the biosphere, the environment that is changing and not in our favor.
James Dunaway Premium Member over 4 years ago
I kind of think that God isn’t completely upset with us, neither is God really proud or happy with us. Why are we here? I don’t know. Meantime love Jesus and procreate.
Prawnclaw over 4 years ago
Where is the coronavirus button?
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Her boobs make me nervous! :)
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Ah, Supreme Being is a channel surfer.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Why, your already dead.
Spacetech over 4 years ago
This time Adam gets to talk to the snake.
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
Inspiration provided by the TV series, Miracle Workers?
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
“Hmmmm…….fire and brimstone? Too old school. Frogs? Nah, frogs are just too funny. Locusts? Hmmm…. no, the pesticides will get’m. Plague? Plague? Hmm…. Plague……….”
comicalUser over 4 years ago
My Blu-ray player’s remote has a Netflix button exactly where “Destroy The Earth” is. I am ready to tear it out as it is right next to the play, rewind and fast forward buttons!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I hope he doesn’t accidentally sit on it!
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 4 years ago