A guy applies to a church as a bell ringer, problem is he doesn’t have any hands. He tells the Human Resources guy, no problem, I just run toward the bell and hit it with my head. They decide to try him out. He does fine for a bit, but then one day, with his head down, he misses the bell entirely and falls to his death. They ask the preacher if he knows him. His reply, “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell.”
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Our hunchback will be with you shortly.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
A guy applies to a church as a bell ringer, problem is he doesn’t have any hands. He tells the Human Resources guy, no problem, I just run toward the bell and hit it with my head. They decide to try him out. He does fine for a bit, but then one day, with his head down, he misses the bell entirely and falls to his death. They ask the preacher if he knows him. His reply, “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell.”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Hmmm! This must be the Ding Dong church in the brochure.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Or just pray.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
An implement of Mass disruption (if rung at the wrong time)
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Signs of the times.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
“Our sign is broken, come inside for the message.”
mwksix almost 4 years ago
“Your confession is extremely important to us. Please wait by the door and someone will be with you as soon as the next priest is available… "
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nice stained glass windows! :)
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
oh, i’d pass by a couple of times a day
DebUSNRet almost 4 years ago
Not going back to my church, too believing in the power of lies. Other churches are open, which is a great thing!