I was going to mention something about the position of the child’s nose and the look on Santa’s Helper’s face but then I decided it is probably best if I don’t.
Being Jewish, I don’t have a lot of experience with this kind of thing. But I’ll venture a guess that the 10 minutes of training given to store and mall Santas includes the admonition to not make promises to the kids that they’re going to get everything they ask for.
C almost 2 years ago
You might want to splurge on a tip for the big guy
Imagine almost 2 years ago
I was going to mention something about the position of the child’s nose and the look on Santa’s Helper’s face but then I decided it is probably best if I don’t.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Hey … Who’s playing Santa Claus here?
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It is almost impossible to get health insurance for reindeer.
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
Santa doesn’t tell stories or lies!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
A rigged Santa
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You can’t get that Kid, you’ll burn your eyes out starting at the screen!
Under Dog Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I see Santa’s helper is wearing her doggie bra. Makes pointers out of sitters.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Emergency surgery is always a good excuse, unless the kid asks what the hours of operation are.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Sounds like this father is headed for the naughty list himself.
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That Elf has a shelf!!!!!! :)
Merry Christmas everyone! :)
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
So when his kid asks, Santa says you can’t get the video game because your Dad’s too cheap.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Being Jewish, I don’t have a lot of experience with this kind of thing. But I’ll venture a guess that the 10 minutes of training given to store and mall Santas includes the admonition to not make promises to the kids that they’re going to get everything they ask for.