A friend of mine was married for about a month because of that essential behavior. His thought; “She was like buying a very, very expensive appliance but would not work when brought home and there was no warrantee.”
My dad’s second wife’s family demanded a prenup. They were afraid he would try to take the family business in a divorce. They drilled water wells in a depressed area of Tennessee. They didn’t know he was a millionaire at the time, as he kept his finances private.
In a recent Crock, the desert sage was asked when do you know when the magic has gone out of a marriage. He said “When ‘I do’ changes to ‘not now’.” I’ve got a headache works too.
C over 1 year ago
And so it begins
kingdiamond69 over 1 year ago
Sounds about right and that other thing she used to do for you is now off limits.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
A friend of mine was married for about a month because of that essential behavior. His thought; “She was like buying a very, very expensive appliance but would not work when brought home and there was no warrantee.”
I think she wanted one half of his wealth……
Tomegollihugh Premium Member over 1 year ago
Said every woman I knew
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Should’a took that breath mint!
kartis over 1 year ago
Not too late for an annulment.
jango over 1 year ago
Looks like she’ll be puckering up to a blowhole, or …
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She’ll take him for he’s got…
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My second marriage, I got a prenup. I shouldn’t have worried. But after that first one……..
jcwrocks69 over 1 year ago
My dad’s second wife’s family demanded a prenup. They were afraid he would try to take the family business in a divorce. They drilled water wells in a depressed area of Tennessee. They didn’t know he was a millionaire at the time, as he kept his finances private.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m not for adding fuel to the fire for the PC crowd but I thought they were changing it to Husband and Wife? Anyway, I get the joke.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He might have better luck with some consomme then consummating.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quick! Somebody put a cork in it!!!!!!! :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Well that didn’t long. You sure can pick ’em dude.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
In a recent Crock, the desert sage was asked when do you know when the magic has gone out of a marriage. He said “When ‘I do’ changes to ‘not now’.” I’ve got a headache works too.
T... over 1 year ago
Gotcha sucker…
clacou over 1 year ago
it’s ok, it’s not your head I’m after…
basspro over 1 year ago
Egads over before it started.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 1 year ago
The most effective form of birth control is a wedding cake.