Wouldn’t that be nice. But, uhh, no.
Beer kills brain cells but not fat cells. Why can’t someone invent something that does the opposite?
^They have. Sadly, it’s called exercise.
Sweet! I’d like to order maybe 5 pounds of that “exercise” stuff. Where can I get some?
I found lots of exercise trying to find a well-dressed customer at Walmart.
Good thing that booze kills brain cells… or I’d be top heavy.
Walking away from Walmart is excellent exercise.
don’t walk, run
Beer only kills the weak brain cells, so when you drink beer, you’re getting smarter all the time.
Show ‘em who’s boss, Al – eat a vegetable!
Redhead55 almost 14 years ago
Wouldn’t that be nice. But, uhh, no.
Proginoskes almost 14 years ago
Beer kills brain cells but not fat cells. Why can’t someone invent something that does the opposite?
cdward almost 14 years ago
^They have. Sadly, it’s called exercise.
jimcos almost 14 years ago
Sweet! I’d like to order maybe 5 pounds of that “exercise” stuff. Where can I get some?
McGehee almost 14 years ago
I found lots of exercise trying to find a well-dressed customer at Walmart.
jtviper7 almost 14 years ago
Good thing that booze kills brain cells… or I’d be top heavy.
imrobert almost 14 years ago
Walking away from Walmart is excellent exercise.
Kokopelli almost 14 years ago
don’t walk, run
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Beer only kills the weak brain cells, so when you drink beer, you’re getting smarter all the time.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
Show ‘em who’s boss, Al – eat a vegetable!