The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 23, 2022

hey … leave archaeologists alone, alright? that’s for us (always wished to be an archaeologist)

Start digging somewhere else, Al.

Why unearth would she want to date Al?

I’d carbon date you only after you’d been dead for a few thousand years.

But I’ll be happy to check age rings [like a tree].

You’re the first person who’s thought of that pickup line Al.

Archaeologist’s lives are always in ruins.