The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 25, 2021
May 24, 2021
May 26, 2021
Transcript:
Cop: Seriously? You want me to ket you go cuz you gotta catch the finish of nascar on TV? Dex: YUP. Cop2: why'd you let him go? Cop: He pulled the race card.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
And he is good at it!
TwilightFaze over 3 years ago
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, not sorry, I’m a sucker for puns!)
GaryCooper over 3 years ago
I grew up within sight of a freeway. NASCAR seems to me exactly like paying a lot of money to sit by the freeway and watch cars go by, and occasionally crash. No, thanks, I’ve already seen that.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
Groan!
Bob Blumenfeld over 3 years ago
Oyyyy!
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I missed the NASCAR radio broadcast, so I cut the catalytic converter out of my car and ran the engine at 8000 rpm for 4 hours in the driveway, and watched the cat run in circles in the house.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
One mystifying aspect of Nascar is how popular it is with the MAGA crowd even though the object of the sport is to keep turning left, at breakneck speed.