The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 21, 2023
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Transcript:
you sell diseased lollipops over the internet?!! In a variety if flavors: "cooties" "newbie Jeebies" and mad zombie!! Isn't that illegal? whoa would but such a thing? you'd be surprised!! sales have jumped 400 % since October!! wow!! thats a sucker born very minute!! You mean there a sucker sold every minute!!
sergioandrade Premium Member over 1 year ago
An excuse not to be in school on test day?
Bob Blumenfeld over 1 year ago
Pet rocks. Chia pets. Cabbage patch dolls. (Those, at least, had some creativity in them.)
GaryCooper over 1 year ago
This was a news story. Among the anti-vaccine crowd, some enterprising people were selling lollipops that had been licked by kids with measles or chicken pox. You could buy them and give them to your children, so they could develop “natural immunity”— by getting sick.
A deranged child abuser is born every minute.