My local Mickey D’s doesn’t serve Scottish food. Many’s the time I’ve ordered haggis for breakfast, but they never seem to have any, nor do they stock single malt whisky.
While stationed in Scotland (on SSBNs) the crew used to make a beeline for the Ferry Fish Bar, fish & chips in Dunoon. They would wrap the takeout in several layers of newspaper, and still the grease would ooze through. Good times.
I’m not allowed to donate blood: the Red Cross is still afraid of Mad Cow disease.
Hav’n bridies and meat pies tomorrow to celebrate my son’s birthday. And, made correctly, haggis can be pretty tastey served with tatties and neeps. Maybe some fly cemetaries for dessert?
MorganZ over 14 years ago
What is Patti Lupone doing at McDonald’s ?
zero over 14 years ago
What she usually does - over sing for money
ksoskins over 14 years ago
My local Mickey D’s doesn’t serve Scottish food. Many’s the time I’ve ordered haggis for breakfast, but they never seem to have any, nor do they stock single malt whisky.
Kali over 14 years ago
But everyone knows the only meat that place has is in their fries…
prrdh over 14 years ago
Rightwingmoron said, about 3 hours ago
Undoubtably, it was H.G. Welles who recomended that “Scottish” restaurant to her majesty.
I doubt it. It was much more likely John Brown. If he could sell her on that claret/Scotch nightcap, he could sell her on anything.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
The old haggis is going out to eat? (I’d beat Sheik, but I think he’s a vampire. Always bloody well beats me here.)
librisleo over 14 years ago
Would we like fries with that?
The Old Wolf over 14 years ago
The only thing that would go well with haggis would be deep-fried turnips, och aye!
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
While stationed in Scotland (on SSBNs) the crew used to make a beeline for the Ferry Fish Bar, fish & chips in Dunoon. They would wrap the takeout in several layers of newspaper, and still the grease would ooze through. Good times.
I’m not allowed to donate blood: the Red Cross is still afraid of Mad Cow disease.
runar over 14 years ago
I know of only one McDonald’s in the United States that serves beer - or did at one time.
pomdemonium over 14 years ago
This one reminds me of a very old Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Scottish Jokes list. “Of course she’s served millions; she’s a McDonald.”
dianecliff over 14 years ago
Hav’n bridies and meat pies tomorrow to celebrate my son’s birthday. And, made correctly, haggis can be pretty tastey served with tatties and neeps. Maybe some fly cemetaries for dessert?
runar over 14 years ago
Susan, it was in the McDonald’s corporate headquarters building in Oakbrook Illinois. They had Miller High Life and Miller Lite on tap.
McDonald’s restaurants in Germany and other parts of Europe serve beer and wine. I can’t vouch for the rest of the world.
Kali over 14 years ago
Is the world ready for McHaggis on Rye? With or without fries.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If only Her Maj had started a fast food chain. We could be having a Big Vic right now. With Victoria’s secret sauce.
zero over 14 years ago
I think I need to wake up AND comment mucho later.
@Coyoty - Victoria’s Secret sauce! lol - we ARE amused