New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 01, 2012

If the next-to-last name is a mistake, let’s blame Moses.

Congratulations and thanks to all the fools… uh… donators. Really.

Corzac (Yesterday)

What’s the difference between a chicken?

One leg is both the same.

I have to decide?! I can’t! I CAN"T!!

No Images nor Idols makeFor Robert Ingersoll to break — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryQ: What’s the Difference between an orange?A: Chicago TribuneGet it?

Meanwhile, I still support George Hanover Jr. Jr. for Ceremonial Head-of-State, 2012. “What, what, what?”

Rats I paid the discounted donation of $74.98 and therefore my name was omitted! If only I’d put my 2 cents in . . .

I kind of suspect “Bob Ingersoll” might be the lawyer and comics expert, not the 19th-century atheist writer….

And the next big contest will take place on June 31st! Get ready!

Robert Ingersoll was a prominent Republican politician and orator who might have been president but for his religious views. How the GOP has changed.

Physics Riddle:

Q: What’s the difference between an oven?A: The temperature.

I looked up one name, “William Ewart Gladstone” (longest and most likely to determine). He served as Prime Minister four separate times (1868–1874, 1880–1885, February–July 1886 and 1892–1894). I’ll presume, therefore, that the others are all British historical characters, too.

Well, I can vouch for one name! It was worth it, too.