New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 18, 2012

Buried alive after a steak dinner and too much wine.

If they had gone to the Egyptian Steakhouse, they’d be served Tutankhamuntillado.

Nah, Lenore got lost.

“Comed”???

See above.

Next: FINDING NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT!

I would have thought the invention of bridesmaid dresses was punishment enough…

I think he needs to collaborate with Lovecraft.

After a cask of the stuff, she was soon plastered.

I think “avenged”.

regarding the comment a day or two ago about whether John Astin as Poe was taped for posterity: There has been and may still be a video on youtube of Astin reciting the Raven. Nicely done.