Uh, not exactly. Santa MAKES the toys, remember? (Although let’s not go blaming him for “Bratz” dolls.) As such, it’s his right to distribute them as he sees fit. He doesn’t go taking them from kids with lots of toys saying, “You’ve got enough already…”
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Santa does wear red.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Go poop on him, Olive.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Question: Is it true that a fat elf dresses up in a red suit and commits home invasions every Dec. the 25th?
TheWildSow almost 10 years ago
Let’s get Santa Clause ’cause;♪♫
Santa Clause has a red suitHe’s a communistAnd a beard, and long hairMust be a pacifistWhat’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tightWhy do police guys beat on peace guys? ♪♫
— Arlo Guthrie
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
Uh, not exactly. Santa MAKES the toys, remember? (Although let’s not go blaming him for “Bratz” dolls.) As such, it’s his right to distribute them as he sees fit. He doesn’t go taking them from kids with lots of toys saying, “You’ve got enough already…”
jondelfin Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And now, my statement “regaring” the need for better proofreading in the comics.