New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 10, 2015

That’s one way to handle a critic.

Lesson: Don’t give Edgar the bird.

Thus his brilliance is eternally verified.

Quote the seagull “What a boor”!

I thought that was a cricket bat, but it wouldn’t rhyme with “Jersey Shore.”

“Quoth the seagull, nevermore…”

The British Jersey Shore looks like it is much nicer than its American counterpart.

Only that and nothing more?

That anger may be why he lost Lenore.