New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 04, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    Albert, be nice to your future step-dad.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    For those who don’t get the joke (and there will be some), Eddie was going to say, “And the other is a lawnmower!”

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    NoveltyTradingPost  over 9 years ago

    What’s wrong with that? I used to date a manure spreader.

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    P51Strega  over 9 years ago

    I have a friend who dates pottery. He’s an archaeologist :-)

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    At least with a lawnmower you know when you’re going to get clipped.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    Well, they did rule that corporations could marry lawnmowers…

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    Kali39  over 9 years ago

    Tom Servo: Hey, sweetie! You know, you’ve got beautiful… Oh, excuse me, Mr. Coffee…

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    ZorkArg  over 9 years ago

    Amusing…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “I never said I was against homosexuals!”

    “We have you recorded…”

    “I’m against prostitutes dating lawn mowers! Ho/Mow sexuality! Get it straight!”

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    danketaz Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Steve King IS"the Lawnmower Man"!

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