New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 20, 2015

DADDY!

What’s a rhetorical question?

This has suddenly become a big fweepin’ deal!

And it can hear your thought balloons.

Bad time to be reading M.R. James’s “Oh, Whistle, and I’ll Come to You, My Lad.”

Uh, has Maurice checked the batteries in your smoke detector lately, your majesty?

“Asleep in the Fweep”

From Ghoulies and Ghostiesand long legged Beastiesand things that go Fweep in the nightGood Lord deliver us !

Had a quail rooster strutting along my fence that crowed kind of like that. FWEEP!

Counting FWEEP doesn’t help you sleep…