New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 07, 2018

Quoting Charles Osgood:

There once was a man from Japan,

Whose verses would rhyme but not scan.

When his friends told him so,

He replied, “Yes I know,”

“But I like to stick as many syllables into the last line as I conceivably can”.

Come on Oscar, you aren’t working hard enough. Where’s the allusion to the season?

Oh, by the way, nice Fourth Doctor impersonation.

Haiku, lowku, inbetweenku.

Now that’s funny.

PS I loved the “It’s a Cruel World” song; you should do the whole lyrics.

Hiku rising.

Last line is six syllables. Hmmm.

Haiku, i can do.

Rhyming? It’s not so easy.

My mind, it goes blank.