Some people should avoid technology.
Must be a Windows 10 machine.
The engineer’s ultimate weapon: percussive maintenance.
Instructions:
1) Hit it with a hammer
2) If it still doesn’t work, use a bigger hammer
3) If it breaks, the gorram thing was defective and needed to be replaced anyway.
That’s what those of us in the business call a “mega-adjuster.”
Not nearly large enough.
Tempting, sometimes… but no.
BFH to the rescue
What a smasher Vic was!
BFH maintenance for avoiding technology is like using homicide to avoid meetings.
I shot my laptop once. Yes, really.
There are times when Widlarizing a computer is exactly the right thing to do.
The proverbial BFH!!!
I call that a ten-pound long handle debugging tool.
It is the only solution to a PC problem. Everyone knows that.
Although, the last time this happened, Her Maj called Alan Turing for help….
Nice to know that Her Majesty and I use the same repair service.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Some people should avoid technology.
GreasyOldTam almost 5 years ago
Must be a Windows 10 machine.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
The engineer’s ultimate weapon: percussive maintenance.
Instructions:
1) Hit it with a hammer
2) If it still doesn’t work, use a bigger hammer
3) If it breaks, the gorram thing was defective and needed to be replaced anyway.
T Smith almost 5 years ago
That’s what those of us in the business call a “mega-adjuster.”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not nearly large enough.
jrankin1959 almost 5 years ago
Tempting, sometimes… but no.
bxclent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
BFH to the rescue
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
What a smasher Vic was!
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
BFH maintenance for avoiding technology is like using homicide to avoid meetings.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I shot my laptop once. Yes, really.
DavidPlatt almost 5 years ago
There are times when Widlarizing a computer is exactly the right thing to do.
57BelAir almost 5 years ago
The proverbial BFH!!!
panille almost 5 years ago
I call that a ten-pound long handle debugging tool.
Kali almost 5 years ago
It is the only solution to a PC problem. Everyone knows that.
Although, the last time this happened, Her Maj called Alan Turing for help….
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
Nice to know that Her Majesty and I use the same repair service.