The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for April 26, 2019

Oh I know exactly how he feels, those shopping channels are pure torture

The thought was nice but maybe next time, with a little research, we might find a nice Lassie flick on one of the old movie channels.

Youtube has a dog channel that is basically 7 hours of squirrels and birds for dogs to watch.

I say sniff out that one spare credit card she left in the bedroom, get on the phone, and order one of everything they are showing, that’ll teach her. Just bark once for yes every time the operator asks if you want to order and punch in the credit card on the phone. She’ll never leave you behind again.

She should have left the TV on a station like Nat Geo….

Oh the poor dog! Oh the torment! Oh the torture!

Sounds like he said “get meowt of here!”

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Call the A.S.P.C.A! Only you can stop this animal abuse!

HA!!! That expression!!!!

If we act now, can we get the special where you can get a second one for free except for a little extra for shipping and handling?

“and for the next hour, we’ll be looking at the top of the line vacuum cleaners.”

Tea towels are nothing! Wait until they start talking fashion. Even as a woman, even when it’s something I want, I have to mute them!

Animal abuse!

It could be worse. It could be a channel of Springer, Povich and all that ilk.