Honest Og, the Mastodon Man.
He’s trying to pull the woolly over your eyes…
Wait until you see the price – it’s of mammoth proportions.
these two actually believed him when he told them that those were guinea pigs…
OK, If he’s a breeder, I want to see the artificial insemination part. … On second thought, maybe I don’t want to see that.
They don’t make noise and their droppings don’t stink! ; )
Awww. They’re so cute ! We’ll take one. He’ll make the perfect companion for the woolly unicorn we bought last week.
When he’s full grown I’ll bring him back to stomp the breeder.
Just look at the darling expressions on those cute widdle faces. We’ll take two!
DON’T BUY FROM A MASTODON MILL!
It’s not hard to breed mastodons except the tail keeps getting in the way.
They wonder if it will be friends with Smiley-Don, that cute, goofy toothed kitten they bought last week.
We’ll bring them back in a couple of years to see you.
finkd over 4 years ago
Honest Og, the Mastodon Man.
PICTO over 4 years ago
He’s trying to pull the woolly over your eyes…
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Wait until you see the price – it’s of mammoth proportions.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
these two actually believed him when he told them that those were guinea pigs…
P51Strega over 4 years ago
OK, If he’s a breeder, I want to see the artificial insemination part. … On second thought, maybe I don’t want to see that.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 4 years ago
They don’t make noise and their droppings don’t stink! ; )
sweetaddietude over 4 years ago
Awww. They’re so cute ! We’ll take one. He’ll make the perfect companion for the woolly unicorn we bought last week.
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
When he’s full grown I’ll bring him back to stomp the breeder.
Diat60 over 4 years ago
Just look at the darling expressions on those cute widdle faces. We’ll take two!
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
DON’T BUY FROM A MASTODON MILL!
gr8fuldean over 4 years ago
It’s not hard to breed mastodons except the tail keeps getting in the way.
mountaingreenery. over 4 years ago
They wonder if it will be friends with Smiley-Don, that cute, goofy toothed kitten they bought last week.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
We’ll bring them back in a couple of years to see you.