The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for August 21, 2020

How about if i just dash half way stop turn around and go back.

We just sold the same policy to a chicken.

Usually it’s not the dashing across as much as the dashing halfway and changing one’s mind and trying to dash back.

For that, you need an accident insurance policy.

An honest insurance saleswoman pointing out the small print in clear terms? That is not funny, it’s downright ridiculous.

We consider this a preexisting condition!

Okay we are almost finished, BB guns, cats, dogs, and Red Tailed hawks, but exactly how high up the tree do you live?

That is usually because of “squirrel hazing”. Someone did an exposé on this awful tradition years ago. http://web.archive.org/web/20090430092024/http://squirrelhazing.squirrelsinblack.org/

And yet they do it anyway.

A big hole in the coverage.

get a second quote!

The Chicken has the same policy.