The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 05, 2021

First the bicycle then the human.

He misunderstood that last trail sign that said “Bear Right”

You say stop, I say run/ You say bad, I say fun/ You say dump it, I say hey man/ That was never my scene/And I don’t like Road Wars/ All I wanna do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle/ I want to ride my bicycle,/ bicycle, bicycle/ I want to ride my bicycle/ I want to ride my bike/ I want to ride my bicycle/ I want to ride my bicycle,/ raging bears are coming your way

Not running away when you gots a chance, eh? Don’t blame me later.

Bear back biking?

One summer I spent biking in the Yukon – the locals just shook their heads and said, “Meals on wheels for the bears!”

The bear has TWO strips on his back – did the cyclist ride over him twice?

https://www.spokesman.com/blogs/outdoors/2017/mar/08/mauled-mountain-biker-was-going-fast-grizzly-bear-attack/

You should go over the side for just wearing those shorts.

His huffy gesture ruined the Huffy bike.

Burn marks don’t line up with the tires, do they?

I don’t get the two parallel swaths in the bear’s back fur. Tandem bike wheels wouldn’t leave tracks like that, would they?

I would like to introduce bears into the city, let them hang around those down town bike lanes.

The biker got off easy. The bear usually chews up his problems……

So everyone saw the teenage girl push a bear off a brick wall to save her dogs, right? So stupid and so lucky.

You’re lucky that wasn’t a Wiley bear, or Gent.

It sucks to be him.

looks like he couldn’t bear to see another biker…