The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for October 04, 2024

Yes, 50 feet, no, fair game, back.

Oh pleeeese. You is no needs steenky checklists to gets good doggie. You is just knows when you is sees a good doggie see. It work like magic see. If you needs steenky checklists then you is no worthy of getting doggie.

Since my dog is an extension of me…might as well have the dog fill out the questionnaire.

In the back, buckled in. Safety first!

Imagine the application for a cat.

All my dogs learned on first ride home- “Dogs in back!”

and don’t forget the 3-3-3 rule – you WILL give the new pet a chance to decompress and get to know you and your routines!

The couch is off-limits, but the loveseat by the mailbox window is his bed.

He rides in the back seat so he can look out either back window while taking the ball flinger to the dog park.

Table scraps are hand passed.

Are you bark-deaf?

Are your neighbors armed?

I wish I’d have had that short of a questionnaire when I adopted my current dog. It took over two hours to fill out what I was given. It even had several essay-type questions.

Will there be mutual respect? :)

There are no wrong answers.

Drivers seat only if the pet can afford his own insurance.

If I would not care about money or environment I’d buy a right-driving car and had a big dog on the left front seat with his own steering wheel.

i’ll have to consult the pooch…

When did the shelter start letting the dogs write the application?