Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get laid (by a truck)!
After a few cluck-ups, they decided to grant chicken crossings..
Squirrel to Possum: “Look at that smug chicken! Thinks she is better than us!”
But … if they’re not in the crosswalk, they’re free game.
My state, like many others, gives pedestrians the right of way. The problems, and fatalities, arise when the pedestrian decides that means s/he can step off the curb into the street anywhere and any time they want.
Why did the chicken cross the road at the crosswalk?
Because it wasn’t a jaywalker. (It would be a jay instead of a chicken.)
Suny over 2 years ago
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get laid (by a truck)!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
After a few cluck-ups, they decided to grant chicken crossings..
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Squirrel to Possum: “Look at that smug chicken! Thinks she is better than us!”
Doug K over 2 years ago
But … if they’re not in the crosswalk, they’re free game.
Holden Awn over 2 years ago
My state, like many others, gives pedestrians the right of way. The problems, and fatalities, arise when the pedestrian decides that means s/he can step off the curb into the street anywhere and any time they want.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road at the crosswalk?
Because it wasn’t a jaywalker. (It would be a jay instead of a chicken.)