First Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 04, 1998

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Mary: Help! Ooze: Ha! I hope you like acid! God-Man: That fiend! Ooze: Not even your precious God-Man can save yo now! Mary: God-Man! Are you serious? Ooze: Am I serious? What do you mean? Mary: God-Man is an outdated western myth! Ooze: You don't believe in God-Man?! Mary: Believe in some anthropomorphic embodiment of power and goodness? Don't be silly! God-Man: Hmph. Mary: "God-Man" really! God-Man: The Superhero with Omnipotent powers! This week: The Menace of Ooze! Reporter Mary May has been caputred by the evil supervillain Ooze! God'Man's Omniscience power alerts him to the situation...and within nanoseconds he is speeding to the rescue! And so God-Man returns to his God-Hideout, for it is his policy to come only to the aid of those who believe in and extoll him.