Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 04, 1999

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hi, boys and girls! you know, lots of doctors now say you should watch no television at all! yeah, they say you should spend this time interacting with your caregivers! we agree! and it may look like we're just teaching you counting and ABCs... but more importantly, we're really teaching you how to become good little consumers of corporate culture. and watching us synchronizes you attention spans and cultural sensibilities to your peers'. so don't watch, and you'll become active and independent thinkers! turn your television off now! do it! go do a puzzle with a grown-up! to those of you still watching... at least you won't be freakish outsiders for life! yay!