Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 20, 2000

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The Real World Hoboken Episode 6 Charley gets kicked out of the house Guy 1: Nobody could live with Charley, dude. And it's not just the hair all over the place! Girl 1: The shower's clogged again! CHARLEY! Guy 1: Who drank all my odwallas? Guy 2: Charley! Guy 3: I think the producers thought it would be cool to have an australopithecine in the house this season. It totally was NOT cool, yo. Girl 2: CHARLEY! I found a dead squirrel under my bed again! Girl 3: He is a FREAK! And not in a good way! He's just a FREAK! I'll just get my keys... OH MY GOD! CHARLEY! WHAT THE #@!&# ARE YOU DOING TO MY STUFFED BEAR?! And if you make just a little bit of noise after like ten o'clock, he'll get all pliocene on your butt. Guy 2: Ha! That's three in a row!! I'm bad! I'm bad! So we voted him out of the house. I'd like to say there are no hard feelings, but fact is, we friggin' hate his hairy ape ass. Charley: Oh, I had a great time! Plus I got an AGENT! Now I've got personal appearances lined up! And a tryout for for "The View."