Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 06, 2001

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Did You Know? this week -- Bob, that guy in the cubicle near the elevator, who never talks to anyone! We've all seen Bob around, but few of us have taken the time to find out whether there are any fun facts about this mysterious coworker that could provide us with amusement. 100% true! If you say "Hey, how ya doin'?" to Bob, he'll respond, "Okay. How are you?" Every single time! Astute Bob-watchers report that in the early days of the new business-casual policy, Bob came to work in a Philadelphia Eagles polo shirt! Chemical analysis of the smell emanating from Bob's cubicle has revealed it to be Burger King BBQ Sauce! An after-hours foray into Bob's cubicle exposed a bottom drawer filled with Vanilla Carnation Instant Breakfasts! At an observed two 20 oz Sprites per day, it has been estimated Bob's annual consumption of Sprite could fill the volume of his cubicle! Shy Guy! It's been consistently reported that if Bob enters an occupied men's room, he'll bypass the urinals for a stall. Caryn Vellops reports that Bob once actually talked to her near the end of the day, and seemed to be hinting that she ask him to join a group going to Houlihan's!